a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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