he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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