thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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