It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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