I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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