me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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