she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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