my mouth tastes like poor choices
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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