Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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