That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
