I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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