i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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