is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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