I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
