$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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