I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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