I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
pray to the hookup gods
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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