We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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