no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
