Welp...herpes.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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