why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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