Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
its liver damage thursday
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