watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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