can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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