i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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