The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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