idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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