Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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