Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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