Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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