do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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