doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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