She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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