I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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