Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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