Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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