Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
