Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
