I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My hand turned me down
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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