If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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