The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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