Yo dont text me then not text me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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