Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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