Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Fuck appropriateness.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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