what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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