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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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