2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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