umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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