Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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