i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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