Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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