Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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